diumenge, de novembre 12, 2006

Istorietas de mosens.

Diz que n'i eba un ome per un llugarón de la Ribagorza, una mica curtet y no guaire espabilau, que se diba Sebastián.
Cuan el trobaban los chobens del llugar li diban:

-Sebastián, viene, viene, que te farem un chueguet. Sabes cuanto fan quinze més un?

Y Sebastián, en cabilar un ratet, contestaba:

-Quinze més un...deziseis

-Pus agarra-me-la que me creix!!. Li diban es zagals.

A l'altro dia, cuan el tornaban a veyer, lo hi tornaban a fer.

-Sebastián, viene, viene. Siente, que no sabem cuanto fan catorze més dos, tu el sabes?

-Catorze mes dos, catorze més dos... deziseis!

-Agarra-me-la que me creix!!

Un altro dia el troban pel prau, trachinant con el rascllo y li tornan a dir:

-Sebastián, Sebastián, viene un momentet. Sabes tu cuanto fan diset menos un?

-Si que el sé, si! Diset menos un fan deziseis

-Agarra-me-la que me creix!!

Farto Sebastián de que siempre li prenesen el pel, va pensar fer-li el chuego al primero que se hi trobase.
Se'n va ta la pllaza y se hi troba al mosen.

-Siño mosen, vienga, vienga, que l'he de dir una coseta. A que no sabe cuanto fan quinze més un?

-Bai, Sebastián, prou que el sé.

-Ah pus diga-me-lo, diga-me-lo, cuanto fan quinze més un?

-Au, au, Sebastián, pus tu te creis que yo, que sigo mosen, no he de sabre cuanto fan quinze més un?

-Vienga siño mosen, diga-me cuanto fan.

-Ai pobrón, mira Sebastián, quinze més un fan deziseis, de tota la vida. Cuanto quiers que en faiga si no?

-Pus mire, siño mosen, no me'n recordo ben de la endevineta, pero me pareix que ara m'ha de fer una paja.
Lolo, este te'l dedico pa tu ;-)


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16/11/06 12:42 p. m.  
Anonymous Anònim said...

Watch subject. Bush and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. What do you think? How does that work in a democracy again? How does being more threatening make us more likeable?Isn't
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What happened to us, people? When did we become such lemmings?
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15/2/07 3:37 a. m.  
Blogger enrestida said...

Tos queremos combidar a la Borina de Cabo d’año en o ZSA”A Enrestida”, que bi será alto o baxo dende la 1 d’a maitnada y bi abrá buena mosica, rifas y muitas sorpresas mas. A dentrada ye de baldes. Tos asperamos!

Os queremos invitar a la fiesta de Nochevieja en el Z.S.A. “A Enrestida”, que sera a partir de la 1 de la madrugada y habrá buena musica, rifas y muchas sorpresas. La entrada es gratix. Os esperamos.


24/12/07 12:17 p. m.  
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Res en contra de l'article, però no estic d'acord amb un parell de punts a alguns extenct. Sóc probablement una minoria, però, lol. Gràcies per compartir.

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